St. Patrick's Day Mugs

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'So much for the luck of the Irish!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

' I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered... I have no family left over there.'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."

"Were those pots of gold in any kind of interest-bearing accounts?"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Shouldn't we be getting more treats this time of the year since we're Irish Setters?"

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'I can handle the green beer, but this...'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

'This way nobody can pinch me since I didn't have anything green to wear.'

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

"St. Peter? He's on vacation. I'm St. Patrick, and I'm filling in. Grab a beer and come on in."

"The real treasure in life is being present."

My life defines 'Luck of the Irish'...My first wife left me and the second one won't.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'I have this gut feeling that I should have another beer.'

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Hey! On St Patrick's day, everyone is Irish!'

Happy St Patrick's Day

Lepreprawn

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Blarney the Dinosaur.

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."