St. Patrick's Day Pillows

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

Luck of the IRS.

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

"It's been adjusted for inflation."

"Yes, shamrocks are green. Yes, they have three leaves. Unfortunately, so does poison ivy."

'So much for the luck of the Irish!'

' I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered... I have no family left over there.'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day???..."

St Patrick Drives the Snakes out of Ireland.

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

"Shouldn't we be getting more treats this time of the year since we're Irish Setters?"

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day??? No, no. . . we're big Dr. Seuss fans."

"Were those pots of gold in any kind of interest-bearing accounts?"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."

St. Patrick Drives the Snakes Out of Ireland

"Yes, shamrocks are green. Yes, they have three leaves. Unfortunately, so does poison ivy."

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

Ceilidh Minogue.

Garden Variety Irish

'This way nobody can pinch me since I didn't have anything green to wear.'

"I give up. What comes from Holy Cows?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'I can handle the green beer, but this...'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

"Actually, I'm all out of gold, but I could give you some stock."