Saint Patrick's Day Celebrant Pillows

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Saint Patrick's Day

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Bottle Distillery

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'What happened to your hand.'

'Malty tasking.'