St. Patrick's Day Celebrations Mugs

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Bottle Distillery

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'What happened to your hand.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'Malty tasking.'

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.