St. Patrick's Day Celebrations Prints

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

Bottle Distillery

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'What happened to your hand.'

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'