Saint Patrick's Day Prints

"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"

The Fighting Irish Setters. . .

'I'm tired of people stealin' me gold so I put it all into Bitcoins.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

"Saint Patrick's Day is nice but all of the best holidays have candy."

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

Saint Patrick never got to drive the snakes from Ireland.

'Kiss me -- I'm an Irish frog!'

Saint Patrick's Day

Black Velvet.

'I think it's a bit rich, being told to 'clear out' of the country I was born and bred in, by a flaming welsh man!'

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

I'm so happy that we're having an early spring this year! After the snow and cold weather, it's nice to enjoy the warm sunshine. I'm happy about this year's early spring, too! My leaves are already coming out so I get to wear green on Saint Patrick's day!

'Kiss me -- I'm an Irish frog!'

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

A big snake swallows Saint Patrick

A snake attempts to charm St. Patrick out of his basket.

'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

Saint Patrick in a Basket

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'