St. David's Day Fan Gifts

Welsh Baby

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa's wash day.

Easter Candy Island.

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Welsh Dragon

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

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I love you Geyser...

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Ring those Christmas bells!

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Welsh Lady

Christmas reunions!

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"What am I, chopped liver?"