Squirrel Squad Gifts

"I don't get mad—I get even."

'GIT!!!'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Consider yourself chased."