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"I don't get mad—I get even."

'GIT!!!'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Life's a Bench.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Consider yourself chased."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"