Squiggle Lover Gifts

At home with the Tangleheads

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I said slime."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Easter Island Secret

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'He's a gassy baby.'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Still living with parents....

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Octopus gets tickled pink

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.