Squiggle Lover Gifts

At home with the Tangleheads

"I said slime."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

Easter Island Secret

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'He's a gassy baby.'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

Octopus gets tickled pink

Still living with parents....

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"I think the computer's trying to download something."