Squids And Cephalopods Pillows

A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Myths and legends...

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

Octopus gets tickled pink

Squids Rule

A magician saws in half an octopus

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Financing Nemo

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'I don't see the problem.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

Pygmy giant squid

"You're all arms Rodney."

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"My friends call me Rorschach."

Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

"Squid's off..."

Will Self-Driving car