Squids And Cephalopods Pillows

A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles.

Myths and legends...

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

Octopus gets tickled pink

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Squids Rule

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

A magician saws in half an octopus

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

Financing Nemo

'I don't see the problem.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Pygmy giant squid

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"You're all arms Rodney."

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"My friends call me Rorschach."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.