Squeamish Foodie Gifts

Looking for a gift for the squeamish foodie? Explore our collection of funny and thoughtful items that celebrate their culinary quirks. Perfect for those who love good food but prefer to avoid grotesque bites, our products add a dash of humor and personality to their kitchen or dining space. Whether it's a witty mug, a quirky t-shirt, or a charming print, find the ideal way to make them smile while respecting their culinary sensitivities.

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Cafe Menu: Freshly Strangled Chickens mockup

Cafe Menu: Freshly Strangled Chickens

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...' mockup

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

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"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!" mockup

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

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The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey mockup

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

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"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road." mockup

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

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Party time.

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"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?" mockup

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

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"We've misjudged the tapas again." mockup

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

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Back in 5 minutes!

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"Your meal sounded nice."

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"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed." mockup

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

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You're the sizzle in my roast!

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Kentucky Fried Horse

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"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional." mockup

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

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Dad's old fashioned barbeque

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"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

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Thermidor Dali

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"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction." mockup

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

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Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots. mockup

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

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"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq." mockup

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

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"Who ordered the moose en croute?" mockup

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

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'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!' mockup

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

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'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?' mockup

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

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Tzatzikicicle

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"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?" mockup

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

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Avocado Timeline

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'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.' mockup

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

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"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!" mockup

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

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'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.' mockup

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

from $19.00

Snacks for Learners

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"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter." mockup

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

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Squeamish Foodie Gifts Collection

Squeamish Foodie Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs for squeamish food lovers—funny, witty, and built to bring a smile during every sip.

Squeamish Foodie Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows tailored for squeamish food enthusiasts—soft, funny, and perfect for cozying up.

Squeamish Foodie Prints

Add character to their decor with prints that celebrate their squeamish foodie personality through humor and clever design.

Squeamish Foodie T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for squeamish foodies—fun, relatable, and perfect for casual wear that shows off their culinary personality.