Squeamish Champs Gifts

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Toothbrush Romance

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Canine conundrum.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

'for what we are about to receive...'

Squash Partners.

"You need a haircut and a shave."

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

Squeaker Trophies

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

"I'm dating a squash champion."

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

'He can't stand the sight of blood.'

"Did you win your squash game?"

"Howard's tweeting out pictures of his summer squash."