Square Peg Gifts

'What's wrong with you?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Pole Star

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"He ran out of pee."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Fan-Centric Stadium

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Do you smell something burning?'

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Sam Allardyce

Referee

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

E=MC2 Dance.

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Seamans' Hospital