Swingin' Square Dancer Gifts

'Do you smell something burning?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dancing Doctor

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Yo ho ho!

Swing dancers.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Jumping Man

Music Hall Dancers

Teddy Bear

A Cow Striptease

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"Those who can can, dance."