Square Footage Fan T-Shirts

"Come with me. I've found someone who'll talk square footage with you."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Maraschino, Inc.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

Life Drawing Class

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."