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Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Folding Container.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Maraschino, Inc.

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'