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"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

A small man under a giant microscope.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Migration Music

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Robot porn.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Naw, it's a drone."

Next stop: moon!

"Another flight of fancy."

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Acne Automation Works Outing

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

'You and your no frills airlines!'

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

'That was one thick cloud.'

Pilot Whales - a pair of pilot whales dressed in pilot clothing.

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

"Just when you think working for an airline couldn't get any worse."

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Rayna, can we make this official?"