Metric System Fans Gifts

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

A small man under a giant microscope.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Migration Music

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Airbus

Robot porn.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Another flight of fancy."

Next stop: moon!

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Acne Automation Works Outing

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

"Just when you think working for an airline couldn't get any worse."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

'You and your no frills airlines!'

See? I told you! I told you! I've been saying it for 500 years! This is gonna feel great, fellas!

'That was one thick cloud.'

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

Pilot Whales - a pair of pilot whales dressed in pilot clothing.

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"