Square Footage Fan Prints

"Come with me. I've found someone who'll talk square footage with you."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Piggy bank #4: factory.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Maraschino, Inc.

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Life Drawing Class

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."