Spur-of-the-moment Spender Gifts

"Those? Those are impulse items."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Pushy Cashpoint

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

The cost of Halloween.

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

I intend running up some bills.