Sprint Sage Pillows

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

This one needs re-booting!

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

The subway-delay prophet of doom

The Senior Citizen Surfer

Jesus Saves

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"Great waves to day, dude!"

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'