Springtime Humor Lover Gifts

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

"Little help?"

Spring Training

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

You give me butterflies

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Bird nesting in the garden.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Springtime

Safe driver.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Baseball teams have just opened their spring training camps! I love this time of year when anything is possible in the upcoming season. Maybe one day before the season ends, I'll be at the stadium and stand with the crowd as we anticipate the game's final out! I'll be thrilled if I go to a game and the catchers and home plate umpire are the only ones needing to wear a mask. This could be a special season. If things work out, fans everywhere will feel like winners no matter how their favorit

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'First snowdrop.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

The Itchy Back

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Square Yard

How to Tell Spring is Here.

See U Next Year

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'You really need to get some balls.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'