Springtime Lovers Gifts

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Spring Training

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Global Warming.

'Wow what graphics.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

You give me butterflies

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

Bird nesting in the garden.