Springtime Humor Lover Pillows

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

"Little help?"

Spring Training

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

You give me butterflies

Bird nesting in the garden.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Safe driver.

Springtime

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'First snowdrop.'

Square Yard

The Itchy Back

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

How to Tell Spring is Here.

'You really need to get some balls.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

See U Next Year

"Never lose your cool."

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'