Springtime Humor Gifts

A heavy pollen count.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

The Gardeners' Calendar: May - The Birds Will Be a Delight This Month

Hotness

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowman Romance

Hope of spring.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Spring Violinist

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Mr. Rabbit

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

Square Yard

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Shark in the swimming pool.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Spring Damage.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there!

Spring Training

'It's spring - so jump about a bit!'

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.