Spring Footed Artist Gifts

Spring Painter

Guitarist

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

An Unexpected Guest.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

bird interprets modern art

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Gesundheit."

The Deer of Spring.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Spring Chicken"

It's officially spring

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"My husband makes this wine."

Muhammad Dali...

Billie Eilish caricature

"Never laugh at your wife's choices ... you're one of them."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Easter egg basket.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

Action shot portrait.

Young affection

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

Art Gallery: All my own work.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')