Purple Footprint Artist Gifts

"My husband makes this wine."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

bird interprets modern art

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Crap others threw out

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Here's your gift. It's made from 100% recycled materials."

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

Make Your Own

All Washed Up

Alas, poor Rover. Shakespeare in the dog park.

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"Excuse me....water!!"

Al's Computer Salvage.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

Landfill Trends through the ages.