Spring Footed Artist Pillows

Spring Painter

Guitarist

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

An Unexpected Guest.

bird interprets modern art

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Gesundheit."

The Deer of Spring.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Spring Chicken"

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

It's officially spring

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"My husband makes this wine."

"Never laugh at your wife's choices ... you're one of them."

Billie Eilish caricature

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Easter egg basket.

Young affection

Action shot portrait.

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

Art Gallery: All my own work.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')