Spreadsheet Maestro Gifts

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"I'm just finalizing the figures."

Accountants can be fun!

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Out and In.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Streaming"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Records?

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'