Mailbox Maestro Gifts

'Did the mail come?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Text Culture

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

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Creative entrepreneur at work

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Streaming"

"My best friend is my phone."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Records?

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

Study more to pass more tests.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'