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"What a surprise. Greg making the night all about him."

Bernie always has to steal the spotlight.

'They all want to play the star.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Snail with a skylight....

A woman bows to the crowd

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

North Pole with Sundial.

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r