Spotlight Stealer Mugs

"What a surprise. Greg making the night all about him."

Bernie always has to steal the spotlight.

'They all want to play the star.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I'm a star!'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Snail with a skylight....

A woman bows to the crowd

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

North Pole with Sundial.

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."