Stoplight Spotter T-Shirts

'Look, honey. It's one of those red light running cameras.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm a star!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Deer Cross Dressing.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

London map drawn from memory.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Road signs of Aging

Getting Closer

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

A woman bows to the crowd

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

'Euston, we have a problem...'