Sporty Cows Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines farmyard fun with athletic spirit? Our sporty cows range blends humor, creativity, and a love for animals. Whether it’s for a cow enthusiast or a sports fan with a sweet spot for farm life, these products bring a witty twist to the barnyard. From mugs to prints, find the perfect playful gift that celebrates your interest in lively, athletic cows.

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COWS: Cow Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

Chase me, chase me cows.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Cow Show Tunes

Cow Show Tunes

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Tumble Cow

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

"I'm an enigma!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Children should be seen and not a herd.

Children should be seen and not a herd.

Eat Beef

Eat Beef

Cheesie Rider

Cheesie Rider

Moo! OOM!

Moo! OOM!

Milkin' Impossible

Milkin' Impossible

"They're home...the party's over!"

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Sporty Cows Gifts Collection

Sporty Cows Mugs

Explore our full range of sporty cow mugs and add a humorous, farm-inspired twist to your daily routine or gift-giving.

Sporty Cows Pillows

Bring playful farmyard charm into your home with our sporty cow pillows, perfect for animal lovers who enjoy a touch of humor.

Sporty Cows Prints

Browse our vibrant sporty cow prints to add lively, humorous farmyard flair to your decor or gift collection.

Sporty Cows T-Shirts

Check out our collection of sporty cows t-shirts for a fun and creative way to express your love for farm life and athletic animals.