Poolside Cow Enthusiast Gifts

'Right, I'm off for a swim!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

COWS: Cow Pong

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Kamikaze Colour

Milkin' Impossible

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.