Sporty Cows Mugs

COWS: Cow Pong

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow Show Tunes

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Cow and Milk

Wish you were steer!

Eat Beef

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Cheesie Rider