Artsy Cow Admirer Mugs

It's a new low! He's getting his mum to draw cows now!

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Kamikaze Colour

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Milkin' Impossible

Wish you were steer!