Sports Victory Reveler Pillows

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Punt Cake

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Men can show their emotions!

First past the post.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Vitruvian Manatee

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Football fan

'I hate snowboarders!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

A Busy Sports Bar

'Birdie.'

"It's over!"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'It's an old football injury.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Baseball Angels

Noel Fever

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."