Sports Victory Reveler Pillows

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Punt Cake

Theorbo

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Joust Sharpener

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Men can show their emotions!

First past the post.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Vitruvian Manatee

Football fan

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I hate snowboarders!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Birdie.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"It's over!"

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

A Busy Sports Bar

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'It's an old football injury.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Baseball Angels

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Noel Fever