Racing Reveler Pillows

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

Noel Fever

'My feet are killing me.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

Musical genres

First past the post.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

A souped up car...

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Candles on Drum

'It's an old football injury.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

I think we're alone now!

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

Early Photobomb

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'