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'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention