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'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Once more, with fury."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'