Track Tactics Lover Pillows

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"I need to tinkle."

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'What a control freak!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Trojan Chess

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Isn't it true, Mr. Sheppard, that you are, in fact, the 'party of the first part'?"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Hurdles with Steps

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

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