Sports Stadium Seeker Pillows

Somewhere in Queens

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Football fans in corona times

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."