Sports Stadium Seeker Prints

Somewhere in Queens

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Arch of Triumph Save

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Fan-Centric Stadium

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Football fans in corona times

A Not So Grand Slam.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'