Sports Venue Seekers Pillows

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

A man cheers

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Five minutes everybody.

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

World Cup Trophy

"Er...Eric..."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

What are the chances?

Old Fred's Seat

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

"Sweet Caroline?"

'Hey who approved all this stimulus money for basketball arenas.'

Football

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.