Sports Venue Seekers Gifts

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

A man cheers

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Five minutes everybody.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Beacon Theatre

"Er...Eric..."

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Old Fred's Seat

What are the chances?

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

World Cup Trophy

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

No More Waiting Around

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

'Hey who approved all this stimulus money for basketball arenas.'

"Sweet Caroline?"

Football

Somewhere in Queens