Sports Season Sleeper Pillows

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The trauma of losing.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kenny Dalglish

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Recalculating

American Football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Possums that ski.