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"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

The trauma of losing.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

American Football.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Recalculating

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Football.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning