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'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"Good game."

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Saving a Heart

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ratminton

Gary turns 40.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."