Sports Season Enthusiast Mugs

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

Saving a Heart

A day at the transgenic races

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"How should we divide the teams?"